Gandalf got run over by a balrog (song)

to the rythym of Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Gandalf got run over by a balrog!
Heading to the Pony on Solstice Eve!
You can say theres no such thing as Sauron!
But me and Frodo believe.

Gandalf had been drinking too much Athelas,
and we begged him to not go into Moria!
But he forgot Shadowfax! and out the door he staggered into the snow!
When we found him solstice morning, at the scene of the Driveby
he had burns on his body! and incriminating firewhip wounds on his back.

Gandalf got run over by a balrog!
Heading to the Pony on Solstice Eve!
You can say theres no such thing as Sauron!
But me and Frodo believe.

Now were all so proud of Saruman! hes been taking this so well!
Saw him in Orthanc with Urak-hai!
Plotting with Sauron and hunting down Frodo and his ring!

Its not Solstice without Gandalf! and Radagast is dressed in brown!
And we cant help but wonder, should we take his staff to Saruman, or keep it to hex Gollum all year round? (Hex Gollum!)

Gandalf got run over by a balrog!
Heading to the Pony on Solstice Eve!
You can say theres no such thing as Sauron!
But me and Frodo believe.

Now his pipe is on the table, a candle on either side that matched his eyebrows! and the stone in his ring Narya!
Ive warning my kinship about the dangers of Moria! to never give a ring of power to a man who plays with fire and smokes a pipe!

Gandalf got run over by a balrog!
Heading to the Pony on Solstice Eve!
You can say theres no such thing as Sauron!
But me and Frodo believe.

Sing it Frodo!

Gandalf got run over by a balrog!
Heading to the Pony on Solstice Eve!
You can say theres no such thing as Sauron!
But me and Frodo believe.

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